Asus EEE 1000H Hotkeys in Karmic

So after installing Ubuntu Karmic today, I was hoping the volume up/down keys would work, alas not. A little relevant reading brought this gem:

What does all that gibberish mean? It means the three keys that generate XF86Launch# (where # is 1-3) are user-defined hotkeys that you will be able to set in the gnome-control-center when that's functional again.

What does all that mean? It means running ``Gnome Control Center->Keyboard Shortcuts'' and vioala set those volume up/down (and mute) shortcuts. Now how they got disabled I dunno.